THE TOASTER UNIVERSE INDEX

From the creative mind of David Kitzmiller

CROSS-REFERENCE DIRECTORY: BOOKS, POEMS, & SONGBOOKS

The Toaster Universe is a fully integrated multimedia ecosystem where David Kitzmiller's written word and independent audio tracking operate as parallel translations of the exact same artistic voice. Spanning over four decades of creative output from 1986 to 2026, many core pieces within this catalog refuse to stay confined to a single medium. A single written verse may serve as the raw architectural blueprint for a prose memoir chapter, emerge as a visually engineered layout inside a poetry volume, or transform completely into a heavy alternative rock, outlaw country, or stripped-back acoustic arrangement.

To help readers and listeners map the evolutionary trajectory of these intersecting works, this official directory serves as a comprehensive cross-reference hub. Because personal privacy remains a structural necessity within these deeply vulnerable, autobiographical narratives, the catalog tracks its recurring real-world inspirations through distinct, protective nicknames—or Muses. This master guide charts where each piece was born, who or what compelled its creation, and exactly where it can be uncovered across Kitzmiller's print collection and independent discography.

THE MULTI-MEDIUM CORE: Print & Audio Crossovers

The Transformed Archives: Where Verse Meets Vinyl

David Kitzmiller's pieces in this directory represent the vital crossroads of the portfolio, where handwritten text leaps off the printed page and directly onto the wax. Rather than treating music as a passive accessory to books, these entries prove that a single lyric or poem can serve as a parallel physical medium for the exact same artistic voice.

This section isolates every piece from the 1986–2026 chronology that has evolved into a multi-medium asset. Here, you can track how an early piece of autobiographical poetry or a prose memoir scene was dynamically re-engineered into an acoustic alternative arrangement, an abrasive garage rock track, or an atmospheric novel companion soundtrack.

The Chronological Crossover Catalog (1990–1996)

Broken (Jan 28, 1990) — Muse: SELF — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Burnt Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
Carsick (Mar 20, 1992) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom / Poems from the Toaster: Volume: III — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume II
One Last Request (May 25, 1992) — Muse: MY FIRST RED HEAD — Print: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster / Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Burnt Songs from the Toaster: Volume II
Mislead (Nov 3, 1992) — Muse: SELF — Print: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom / Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Burnt Songs from the Toaster: Volume II
Smokes (Jan 30, 1993) — Muse: MY FIRST RED HEAD — Print: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom — Audio: She Sings Songs from the Toaster: The Bedroom Sessions / Rust Belt Thunder: The Nameless Cowfish Tribute
King's Island (Jul 8, 1994) — Muse: GIRL WITH A SONG TITLE — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II — Audio: Country Songs from the Toaster: Volume I (The King's Island)
Goodbye Girl with a Song Title (Aug 27, 1994) — Muse: GIRL WITH A SONG TITLE — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: She Sings Songs from the Toaster: The Bedroom Sessions (Her Goodbye Song)
86 Reasons Not to Love (Dec 12, 1994) — Muse: SUICIDAL RED HEAD — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
Blue (Dec 15, 1994) — Muse: SUICIDAL RED HEAD — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume I (feat. Some Guy Named Tim's Wife)
It Rains Too Much (Jun 28, 1995) — Muse: THE MONKEY YEARS — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
Open (Jan 8, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II — Audio: Songs from the Toaster: Volume II (Open Buttons)
Uncomfortable Silence (Jan 9, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume II / Rust Belt Thunder: The Nameless Cowfish Tribute
Should I Kiss You (Jan 15, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
Second Place, Second Rate (Feb 19, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
Profane (Apr 30, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II — Audio: Recorded Songs Vol II

The Chronological Crossover Catalog (2006–2026)

In a Minute (Nov 12, 2006) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
PJ's and Showers (Nov 13, 2006) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster / Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
Waves of Remembrance (Nov 15, 2006) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: She Sings Songs from the Toaster: The Bedroom Sessions
A Graphic Moment (Nov 17, 2006) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster / Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Burnt Songs from the Toaster: Volume I (feat. Some Guy Named Tim)
Take Me to Your Leader (Nov 26, 2006) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster / Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume II
Can't (Jan 13, 2021) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster / Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume II
On Repeat (Apr 25, 2021) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster / Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
The Cow Didn't Mooove (Sep 15, 2021) — Muse: STORY — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Country Songs from the Toaster: Volume I (One Lifetime Ago)
This is Me Now (Aug 11, 2021) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster / Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume III
Not Again (Oct 21, 2021) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume II (Personal Convictions)
And I Sleep (Mar 16, 2023) — Muse: (INSERT MISSING NAME) — Print: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster / Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: She Sings Songs from the Toaster: The Bedroom Sessions
Begging You (Apr 14, 2023) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster / Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: She Sings Songs from the Toaster: The Bedroom Sessions
Your First Completed One (May 20, 2023) — Muse: WITH A K — Print: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster / Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Country Songs from the Toaster: Volume I (Your First Song)
With a K (May 26, 2023) — Muse: WITH A K — Print: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster / Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Burnt Songs from the Toaster: Volume II (With a Kick)
The Empty Seat (Jun 10, 2023) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume II
A Farmhouse (Jun 11, 2023) — Muse: SINGER WITH RED HAIR — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Rust Belt Thunder: The Nameless Cowfish Tribute (White Room)
I Desire You (Jun 19, 2023) — Muse: SINGER WITH RED HAIR — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I — Audio: She Sings Songs from the Toaster: The Bedroom Sessions
Choices (2) (Jun 16, 2023) — Muse: SINGER WITH RED HAIR — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I / Poems from the Toaster: Volume II — Audio: Rust Belt Thunder: The Nameless Cowfish Tribute (Love inside the Noise)
Ace of Spades (Jun 29, 2024) — Muse: STORY — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume III
This is a good place for a Waffle House (Jul 10, 2024) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I — Audio: Country Songs from the Toaster: Volume I (This Is a Good Place)
I Need to Pick Up a Gallon of Milk (Sep 10, 2023) — Muse: SINGER WITH RED HAIR — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I — Audio: Country Songs from the Toaster: Volume I (Before I Am in Too Deep)
Reheated (Sep 13, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume II
Take Me Back (to the Days) (Sep 22, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Country Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
Shining Star (Oct 3, 2023) — Muse: STORY — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I — Audio: Country Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
Just Don't Go (Oct 7, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
Your Local Pizza Place Sucks (Oct 8, 2023) — Muse: SINGER WITH RED HAIR — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I — Audio: Burnt Songs from the Toaster: Volume II
Endless Pasta Bowl Season (Oct 9, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume III
Sunday Dinner (Oct 9, 2023) — Muse: SUN — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume II
You Dropped Something (Oct 11, 2023) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I — Audio: Burnt Songs from the Toaster: Volume II
Suicidal Vampire (Oct 13, 2023) — Muse: SPOOK-TOBER — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II — Audio: She Sings Songs from the Toaster: The Bedroom Sessions (Bonus Track)
Did I Check for Bedbugs (Oct 28, 2023) — Muse: SUN — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume II (What We Never Was)
Dead End (Nov 5, 2023) — Muse: SINGER WITH RED HAIR — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume II
Other Than Forgotten (Nov 19, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I — Audio: Songs from the Toaster: Volume III
Here We Go (Nov 19, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I — Audio: Country Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
On the News at Eleven (Nov 20, 2023) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I — Audio: Burnt Songs from the Toaster: Volume II
County Line Road (Feb 26, 2024) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I — Audio: Country Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
You Overcooked the Mac & Cheese (Apr 15, 2024) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I — Audio: She Sings Songs from the Toaster: The Bedroom Sessions (One Breath at a Time)
Meals from Paper Bags (Oct 13, 2024) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
Pharmaceutical Grade (Oct 29, 2024) — Muse: SELF — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II — Audio: Recorded Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
And Protect (Jan 9, 2025) — Muse: SELF — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: She Sings Songs from the Toaster: The Bedroom Sessions
Turn Table and a Broke Record (Feb 1, 2025) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II — Audio: Rust Belt Thunder: The Nameless Cowfish Tribute (Flipping)
Forgiveness is a Full-time Job (Feb 14, 2025) — Muse: TA.ST. — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Burnt Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
How to Drown Quietly (Mar 27, 2025) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: She Sings Songs from the Toaster: The Bedroom Sessions
Spray-on Tan (May 31, 2025) — Muse: SELF — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Burnt Songs from the Toaster: Volume II / Rust Belt Thunder: The Nameless Cowfish Tribute (Snake Charming)
Letters Never Sent (Jul 2, 2025) — Muse: TA.ST. — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II — Audio: Burnt Songs from the Toaster: Volume II / Rust Belt Thunder: The Nameless Cowfish Tribute
To Live again (Jul 31, 2025) — Muse: SELF — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II / Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: She Sings Songs from the Toaster: The Bedroom Sessions
Crashing Crown (Mar 19, 2026) — Muse: SELF — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Rust Belt Thunder: The Nameless Cowfish Tribute (Signal Loss)
Pressure Point (Apr 12, 2026) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Rust Belt Thunder: The Nameless Cowfish Tribute
The Cracked City (Apr 23, 2026) — Muse: STORY — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Rust Belt Thunder: The Nameless Cowfish Tribute
Between the Stations (Apr 25, 2026) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Rust Belt Thunder: The Nameless Cowfish Tribute
Cool Dude (May 1, 2026) — Muse: SELF — Print: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III — Audio: Rust Belt Thunder: The Nameless Cowfish Tribute

LITERARY NONFICTION: The Memoir Foundations

The Standalone Prose History: Book-Only Entries

The pieces listed below represent the non-musical bedrock of the catalog. Living exclusively within the print pages of the memoirs, these narrative tracking elements document the unfiltered personal history, formative environments, and major life transitions of the timeline.

Because these works were engineered purely for long-form prose and visual literary layout, they do not feature corresponding musical tracks or independent studio arrangements. Instead, they serve as the raw, unblinking foundations from which the thematic architecture of the entire universe grew.

Nuclear Day (April 1, 1986) — Muse: STORY — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
A Dozen Roses (January 1, 1987) — Muse: STORY — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Designated Insanity (January 1, 1987) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Untitled (January 1, 1987) — Muse: FAMILY — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Untitled (September 1, 1987) — Muse: I HAVE A LONG-STANDING BOYFRIEND GIRL — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Now That You Left (September 4, 1987) — Muse: I HAVE A LONG-STANDING BOYFRIEND GIRL — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Untitled (November 13, 1988) — Muse: FIRST STALKER — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Look at Me, I'm a Stalker Now (March 28, 1989) — Muse: FIRST STALKER — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Wonder If (April 15, 1989) — Muse: THE NEIGHBOR GIRL’S BEST FREIND — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Suck (April 25, 1989) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Different (June 21, 1989) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Untitled (July 28, 1989) — Muse: STORY — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
I Want to Die (September 2, 1989) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Untitled (September 16, 1989) — Muse: BRIGHT EYES — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Lost (October 19, 1989) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Looking at Broken Glass (January 1, 1990) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Praying for the Light (January 14, 1990) — Muse: STORY — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Getting Better Everyday (January 18, 1990) — Muse: STORY — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
A Cry for Help (February 26, 1990) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Waves of Life (March 29, 1990) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
The Emptiness (June 2, 1990) — Muse: BE — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
The Insanity of a Sane Man (July 18, 1990) — Muse: STORY — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Cup of Coffee (August 19, 1990) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
What the World Made (October 10, 1990) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
I Stare into Your Eyes (October 29, 1990) — Muse: GIRL IN LOVE WITH 2 GUYS, NEITHER BEING ME — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
Empty Without You (November 18, 1990) — Muse: GIRL IN LOVE WITH 2 GUYS, NEITHER BEING ME — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
Another Suicide (December 1, 1990) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
What Good Is (March 2, 1991) — Muse: BRIGHT EYES — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
Reality's Cold Bars (August 21, 1991) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Heated Rain (December 30, 1991) — Muse: BRIGHT EYES — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
Snow White Bliss (January 14, 1992) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Things That Haunt Me (January 28, 1992) — Muse: BRIGHT EYES — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Spring Time (February 2, 1992) — Muse: BRIGHT EYES — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
Holding onto Nothing (March 18, 1992) — Muse: BRIGHT EYES — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Free (April 8, 1992) — Muse: NORM — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
Forever Gone (April 8, 1992) — Muse: NORM — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
A King's Lost Faith (May 5, 1992) — Muse: MY FIRST RED HEAD — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
Autumn (May 13, 1992) — Muse: MY FIRST RED HEAD — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Your Visit (January 1, 1993) — Muse: MY FIRST RED HEAD — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
Fuck You (February 26, 1993) — Muse: MY FIRST RED HEAD — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
The Bare Truth to the Naked Eye (March 1, 1993) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
My Birth (March 4, 1993) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Number 438 Please (March 14, 1993) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
To Be in Love (March 16, 1993) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
My Joyride (April 6, 1993) — Muse: MY FIRST RED HEAD — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
The Ball (April 30, 1993) — Muse: MY FIRST RED HEAD — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Life Raft (May 5, 1993) — Muse: MY FIRST RED HEAD — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
For You (June 5, 1993) — Muse: MY FIRST RED HEAD — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Buzz (December 13, 1993) — Muse: MY FIRST RED HEAD — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
What I Think About Everyday (February 5, 1994) — Muse: MY FIRST RED HEAD — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
Ink Stain (February 14, 1994) — Muse: NORM — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
What I Wanted to Say (May 16, 1994) — Muse: GIRL WITH A SONG TITLE — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
The Letter (May 28, 1994) — Muse: GIRL WITH A SONG TITLE — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
Candle Wax (October 30, 1994) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Gunshot Wound (January 1, 1995) — Muse: SUICIDAL RED HEAD — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
My Monkey and Me (December 2, 1995) — Muse: THE MONKEY YEARS — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
The Love of Mexican Food (November 5, 2006) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
Dining Room Table (November 5, 2006) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
Right on Schedule (November 7, 2006) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
Where's the Basement? (November 9, 2006) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
PJ's and Showers (November 13, 2006) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
Things She May or May Not Know (November 14, 2006) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
Admit It (November 16, 2006) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
Take Me to Your Leader (November 26, 2006) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
Can't (January 13, 2021) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
On Repeat (April 25, 2021) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
This is My Now (August 11, 2021) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
I Was (January 4, 2024) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Born with a Toaster in the Bathroom
Not Yet (March 18, 2023) — Muse: (INSERT MISSING NAME) — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster
You Go (March 23, 2023) — Muse: (INSERT MISSING NAME) — Print Asset: A Step Away from Bathing with a Toaster

POETRY: The Visual Verse Catalog

The Standalone Lyrical Verse: Print Poetry Only

The entries compiled below represent pieces that exist purely within the print boundaries of the primary poetry volumes. These works departed from traditional stanza formats, being built from the ground up as standalone typographic and visual gallery assets.

While these verses capture the exact structural rhythm and emotional weight of a songwriter's pen, they remain unrecorded as physical tracks or independent album releases. They represent the extensive, unfiltered literary catalog of the Toaster Universe.

The Party Rolls On (February 17, 1992) — Muse: FRIENDS — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Static (April 12, 1990) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Timing (May 12, 1990) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Things that Make Me Hate (September 19, 1990) — Muse: ENGLISH CLASS — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Pumpkin (October 31, 1990) — Muse: ENGLISH CLASS — Print Asset: Appears somewhere
Carrier Signal (August 6, 1993) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
King of Hearts (November 6, 1993) — Muse: MY FIRST RED HEAD — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Then & Now (November 7, 1993) — Muse: MY FIRST RED HEAD — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Ingredients (June 13, 1994) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Mental Break (July 3, 1994) — Muse: GIRL WITH A SONG TITLE — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Two (October 15, 1994) — Muse: GIRL WITH A SONG TITLE — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
John Doe (December 2, 1994) — Muse: SUICIDAL RED HEAD — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Cookies (December 8, 1994) — Muse: SUICIDAL RED HEAD — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
UR (December 10, 1994) — Muse: SUICIDAL RED HEAD — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Take Out (December 11, 1994) — Muse: SUICIDAL RED HEAD — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Is It All About Me (December 14, 1994) — Muse: SUICIDAL RED HEAD — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Senseless (December 19, 1994) — Muse: SUICIDAL RED HEAD — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Him & Her (December 21, 1994) — Muse: SUICIDAL RED HEAD — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
I Can't Think of Anything (December 29, 1994) — Muse: SUICIDAL RED HEAD — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Noon (January 6, 1995) — Muse: SUICIDAL RED HEAD — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Inside (January 8, 1995) — Muse: SUICIDAL RED HEAD — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Convert (January 15, 1995) — Muse: SUICIDAL RED HEAD — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Bathroom Break (February 19, 1995) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Monkey's Mind Masturbation (March 5, 1995) — Muse: THE MONKEY YEARS — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Wacky (March 13, 1995) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Love and Monkeys (March 27, 1995) — Muse: THE MONKEY YEARS — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Monkey (April 19, 1995) — Muse: THE MONKEY YEARS — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Cheap Bottle of Wine (April 26, 1995) — Muse: THE MONKEY YEARS — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Slipping Away (April 28, 1995) — Muse: THE MONKEY YEARS — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
A to Zipper May 11, 1995) — Muse: THE MONKEY YEARS — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
The Crickets Come (August 21, 1995) — Muse: THE MONKEY YEARS — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
HAPPY POEM? Who am I Kidding (1995) — Muse: SUICIDAL RED HEAD — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Paperboy (January 7, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Original (January 18, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Sipping from Flesh (January 27, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Can You, Do You (January 28, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Itch Cream (February 7, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Secondhand Wings (March 6, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Space for Rent (March 7, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
The Last Poem (March 12, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Road Rash (March 18, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Skeleton Boy (March 28, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Worthy (April 2, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Sad and Simple (April 8, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Ice Cream Wishes (April 11, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Traffic Court (April 12, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Fake (April 17, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Because the Mail Ran Late (April 24, 1996) — Muse: RICH GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Revised Twice (November 8, 2006) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Your Back (November 11, 2006) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Cold Pizza & Breadsticks (November 27, 2006) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
And the Years (November 27, 2006) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Lines (November 28, 2006) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
That Dickie's Dress (November 24, 2006) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Held Together by Static and Spite (September 23, 2021) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Toaster Sessions (February 17, 2022) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Not a Painting (March 3, 2022) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Disconnection Notice (March 21, 2022) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Haha Crazy Dave (June 21, 2022) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
On a Milk Carton (July 13, 2022) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Lost in Night (November 1, 2022) — Muse: FRIENDS — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
The Years I Don't Talk About (November 27, 2022) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Fuck, Now What (December 15, 2022) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Amazon Exclusive / Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Whatever, God Forgot (December 20, 2022) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
New Station (December 24, 2022) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Untitled (December 8, 2022) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Sidewalk (March 30, 2023) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Untitled (April 6, 2023) — Muse: NORM — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Untitled (April 6, 2023) — Muse: NORM — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
The Eve of Emptiness (April 23, 2023) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Wet Dirt is Heavy (April 18, 2023) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Your First One (May 5, 2023) — Muse: WITH A K — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Because it Hurts (May 5, 2023) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Untitled (May 12, 2023) — Muse: WITH A K — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Untitled (May 18, 2023) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Window's Light (June 18, 2023) — Muse: SINGER WITH RED HAIR — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Groceries and Panties (June 18, 2023) — Muse: STORY — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Taco Bell is Not Real (June 23, 2023) — Muse: SINGER WITH RED HAIR — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Ravens are just Fucking Birds (July 6, 2023) — Muse: STORY — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Right in the Middle of It (July 19, 2023) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Untitled (July 22, 2023) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Corner Store (July 31, 2023) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II

Footnotes (September 1, 2023) — Muse: SINGER WITH RED HAIR — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Dancing Solo (September 21, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Robot Chicken was Right (September 26, 2023) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Untitled (September 19, 2023) — Muse: FRIENDS — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
To Go Cup (October 7, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Renee's Prompt (October 8, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Damn Old People (October 8, 2023) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
This is my Happy Poem (October 12, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Abandon and Alone (October 12, 2023) — Muse: SPOOK-TOBER — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Tax Season Doesn't Come With Candy (October 13, 2023) — Muse: SPOOK-TOBER — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Felt Up (October 19, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
I Need Your ID (October 19, 2023) — Muse: SPOOK-TOBER — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Tea and Bleeds (October 19, 2023) — Muse: SPOOK-TOBER — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Ready to Jump (October 24, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Crazy Frog (October 25, 2023) — Muse: SPOOK-TOBER — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Eggs and Coffee (October 30, 2023) — Muse: FRIENDS — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
4 Dogs, 4 Cats, a Kid and a Weird Sister (October 30, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Resistance (October 31, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
ChiMex (November 1, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Inappropriate (November 2, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Fall (November 6, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Home Serviced (November 12, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Thanksgiving (November 14, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Back Together (November 16, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Fuck (2) (November 18, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
BJ on Thanksgiving (November 25, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Brandi's Beaver Moon (November 28, 2023) — Muse: FRIENDS — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Untitled (November 30, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Falling Up (December 4, 2023) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Amazon Exclusive
Bedtime (December 7, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Invitation & a Cat for Christmas (December 18, 2023) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Kitten in Tree (December 27, 2023) — Muse: STORY — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
NYD (January 1, 2024) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Like Velvet and Roses (April 22, 2024) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Untitled (April 24, 2024) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Like a Can of Peas (May 8, 2024) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Exit Strategy Not Needed (May 23, 2024) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
I Don't Remember Having this Mole Before (June 10, 2024) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
It was a Tuesday (June 27, 2024) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Ode to Mr. Bubble (July 2, 2024) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Unpacking it All (August 17, 2024) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
I Want to…. (August 29, 2024) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Chicken Pox (October 7, 2024) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Trash Pick-up is on Wednesday (October 15, 2024) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
Untitled (October 20, 2024) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume I
The Sunrise (October 29, 2024) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Untitled (November 9, 2024) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
The Pain in the Painter (January 14, 2025) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Falling, Fuming (January 23, 2025) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Ready to Eat (February 5, 2025) — Muse: THE SECOND EX-WIFE — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
The Bath Awaits (February 27, 2025) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Glitter (March 7, 2025) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Norm (April 6, 2025) — Muse: NORM — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Fingertips on a Fault Line (April 28, 2025) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Pages (April 30, 2025) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
For James (May 7, 2025) — Muse: FRIENDS — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
The Smile that Stayed (May 9, 2025) — Muse: MY FIRST RED HEAD — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Reduce Reuse Recycle (May 10, 2025) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
The Air They Waste (May 13, 2025) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Untitled (May 14, 2025) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Dances Like Death Left Early (May 16, 2025) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
I Need to Vomit (May 18, 2025) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Panties Dropped (May 22, 2025) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Warmth Isn't Always Mercy (May 23, 2025) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Amazon Exclusive / Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Muscle Memory (May 27, 2025) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Experiment (May 28, 2025) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Sal's Bistro (June 2, 2025) — Muse: STORY — Print Asset: Amazon Exclusive / Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Found Her in a Taco Bell Bathroom (June 3, 2025) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
Fuck Me, Gently (June 3, 2025) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume II
A Brief History of Falling Apart (June 11, 2025) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Amazon Exclusive / Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Fresh Start (June 18, 2025) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Fault Lines (September 11, 2025) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Spinning (October 15, 2025) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Pitcher of Water (November 5, 2025) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Flammable Regrets (January 26, 2026) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Untitled (February 3, 2026) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Choking on Nostalgia (February 12, 2026) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
In loving Memory of (February 28, 2026) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Blanket (March 30, 2026) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Out to Pasture (March 30, 2026) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Her Coffee Cup (April 19, 2026) — Muse: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III

Time-Out (April 19, 2026) — Muse: SELF — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III
Work Zone (June 5, 2026) — Muse: NAILS DOWN MY BACK GIRL — Print Asset: Poems from the Toaster: Volume III

INDEPENDENT DISCOGRAPHY: The Independent Audio Tracking

The Standalone Recording Era: Audio-Only Entries

The entries compiled below represent pieces that exist purely within the audio boundaries of the independent discography. Operating under Ace of Toaster Records, these tracks feature your parallel songwriting voice brought to life in the studio with collaborative Nashville session collectives.

Unlike the rest of the catalog, these selections do not draw from pre-published print poetry text or explicit long-form prose memoir layouts. Instead, they were engineered directly as raw, independent musical compositions—mapping a vast multi-genre landscape where the lyric commands absolute control over the music.

You’ll Never Change Me (November 3, 1987) — Muse: STORY — Audio Production Asset: Country Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
Playing with My Heart (January 29, 1988) — Muse: I HAVE A LONG-STANDING BOYFRIEND GIRL — Audio Production Asset: Burnt Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
Serpentine (May 25, 1988) — Muse: STORY — Audio Production Asset: Burnt Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
Killing (August 17, 1988) — Muse: STORY — Audio Production Asset: Burnt Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
Losing It (April 2, 1989) — Muse: STORY — Audio Production Asset: Burnt Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
Anarchy is Reality (April 21, 1989) — Muse: STORY — Audio Production Asset: Burnt Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
Internal Fear (May 13, 1989) — Muse: STORY — Audio Production Asset: Burnt Songs from the Toaster: Volume II
Blood Pours Down on Me (July 23, 1989) — Muse: STORY — Audio Production Asset: Burnt Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
Assault with Intent to Kill (August 25, 1990) — Muse: STORY — Audio Production Asset: Burnt Songs from the Toaster: Volume I
Left Unwritten (August 8, 2022) — Muse: SELF — Audio Production Asset: Country Songs from the Toaster: Volume I

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